H!P vs AKB

Monday, 25th January 2010 14:36

"I love Morning Musume, I know nothing about AKB, I'm eating a sandwich"

- the H!P vs AKB post I'd started writing as abbreviated by Matt_D, I think it says it all XD

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Posted Monday, 25th January 2010 14:36 | 2851 Reads

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commentComment by tasukidaisuki on Monday, 25th January 2010 15:31
I wholeheartedly agree


commentComment by The Chris on Monday, 25th January 2010 15:54
Well thats a constructive and well sourced article.

You people make me sick, your not even decent perverts . . . . .


commentComment by paul.thomas on Monday, 25th January 2010 15:58
Haha, come on you're not giving me enough credit, you know I'm a decent perv ;)


commentComment by The Chris on Monday, 25th January 2010 16:06
Well I am let down by this, where are the images, youtube videos, sordid stories. This is just lazy. Then you try to blame it on someone else.


commentComment by paul.thomas on Monday, 25th January 2010 16:18
lol, it's simple and to the point :P

but, cos you're my mate, this'll keep you occupied for a bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBsTThUlkUw


commentComment by The Chris on Monday, 25th January 2010 16:23
WOW they are worse dancers than H!P

Seriously someone needs to open a stage school in Japan to raise the standard.




commentComment by paul.thomas on Monday, 25th January 2010 16:37
you was watching the dancing... that's so not why i posted that link XD

And TD, what you having in your sandwich ;P


commentComment by zoumusume on Monday, 25th January 2010 17:08
Hear hear! I harbor no ill will for AKB48, except maybe from a little jealousy about their high sales.


commentComment by InsaneLampshade on Monday, 25th January 2010 17:09
While we're on sandwiches, can anyone recommend some non-cheese sandwich fillings? I think I eat too much cheese.

So far I've got:

- Ham
- Marmite
- Corned Beef
- Spam

...... then nothing.

Also accompaniments to go with said fillings...

- Pickle
- Mayonnaise
etc.

(preferably nothing too complex like tomato/lettuce etc. don't want to spend 30 minutes making a sandwich only to find out the ingredients went limp and mouldy a week ago... stuff like marmite can last for years)


commentComment by Kira on Monday, 25th January 2010 17:38
it's not that AKB aren't good, it's just that there are WAY too many of them to remember who each of them are, wat they sound like and wat their personalities are. Besides, H!P came first, their copycats and their PB's are WAY 2 SEXY FOR UNDERAGE TEENAGER.

and as for sandwiches, try egg, bacon, chicken, prawns, tuna, jam, peanut butter, butter, hot dogs, banana, curry, chicken korma, cripy duck from the local chinese, christmas dinner, sunday roast, anything basicly will do in a couple of slices of bread....plus the left-over sandwich diet is great for those who have limited funds AND want 2 loose weight


commentComment by Mozenator on Monday, 25th January 2010 17:53
Best. Post. Ever. Seriously, though, I can't for the life of me learn the names of 1,978, 347 memebers of all the AKB groups...but I know 3-5 of them. And I like those 3-5 girls alot. And I like some of their songs alot. And they make really good videos. However, I am not enchanted in nearly the same way as the groups/girls/music of H!P do for me. It's on another level completely for me. Yes, it does sadden me that H!P can;t match their sales. But I am an H!P fan hardcire! AKB is just a interesting and fun side show to me.


commentComment by Mozenator on Monday, 25th January 2010 17:55
wow sorry the above post is so horribly written!


commentComment by Mozenator on Monday, 25th January 2010 18:03
*Kira: I made that mistake as well, thinking AKB were copy cats. It's actually the other way around as the creator of AKB, created Onyaku CLub int he 80's, which was the template for Idol groups, with shuffle groups etc, that inspired Tsunku to create Morning Musume and then H!P.

I agree there are too many of them, and I also apreciate the wholseome/cuteness of H!P as opposed to the more risque/blatant sexuality of the AKB girls/ However. Erena Ono is hawt! sorry...

as for sandwiches...it's PB&J all the way for me.


commentComment by Kishiko on Monday, 25th January 2010 18:09
Sandwiches, huh? More interesting than AKB for sure.


commentComment by Jelly_M on Monday, 25th January 2010 18:42
MM the best ^^~
and hurray for H!P's hardcore fans ~

I like Egg salad sandwich the most XD


commentComment by CDevil on Monday, 25th January 2010 20:17
I want to sandwich myself between H!P and AKB. The meat filling to their smooth fine ass soft firm tight round good smelling bread...with a dash of sexual intercourse.

I kinda lost a bit of interest in AKB as a whole in 2009, but deep down they'll always be my favourite idols (tied with H!P atm). I love them <3 I just hate how their Paris trip was on the EXACT same days as Momusu's LA one, what a bunch of fuckers those French organisors are (no offense to French people)!!!

But yeah, probably not a good idea to do a serious post on AKB vs H!P XD. Matt_D saved the day lol.

PS: The producer of AKB is a freakin' mad man! I respect him for his work but he's fucked in the head. He's seriously trying to spread the ???48 idea around the world.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1915/vlcsnap2009120904h47m35.png

*credit to Nizmo for the pic. I personally can't wait for Zimbabwe48.

(Although I think he married one of his idols from Onyanko club, so for that he gets a thumbs up from me.)


commentComment by Paul Eliott on Monday, 25th January 2010 22:42
I hope baby baby baby isnt one of their better songs,

Cute? yes
Hot? some of them
Nice Swimwear? Yes
Catchy song? A little
Good Song? Not at all
Hot as MM? Not as long as Ai-Chan is a memmber

Good as MM? No way Jose!!!

Will I enjoy watching there PB's? Oh yes!!!


commentComment by Matt_D on Monday, 25th January 2010 23:31
@moze - Yes Erepyon is amazing.
Their PVs are vastly superior.
Their lives are good fun too.

Erepyon managed to consistently win best calander picture last year, and she looks set to do so again this year.


commentComment by Speck on Tuesday, 26th January 2010 04:17
Nothing against the girls in AKB48 (though I actually wouldn't be able to pick any one of them out of a lineup), but they will be completely ignored for as long as H!P exists (and probably much longer, my wallet needs to recover).


commentComment by momo on Tuesday, 26th January 2010 05:10
I like MM and H!P better, I know nothing of AKB48. Nothing againest them, just that it's too much for me to know.


commentComment by Red on Tuesday, 26th January 2010 14:40
AKB who?


commentComment by momo on Tuesday, 26th January 2010 15:32
Are you kidding? If you don't know who someone is then use google. They are a group of 48 girls.


commentComment by Kira on Tuesday, 26th January 2010 23:03
@Momo, there's a problem with google and serching for idols....when i first looked for Gaki....i got alot of hits....Aika.

it would also help if AKB stoped shuffling their members around every song cos that doesn't help either.

@Mozenator, i only know 2 members of AKB....and 1 of them isn't even a member of AKB, Matsui Jurina is a member of SKE48, but she's extremely talented


commentComment by Ricky on Wednesday, 27th January 2010 02:07
Love Red's comment.
This is Paul's H!P fan site, get that weak AKB stuff outta here. LOL.


commentComment by arauca on Wednesday, 27th January 2010 17:38
I want to make a stand; hello!project saved my life, cuss all day long I hear this chirr-up music the stress of my work don’t affect me like used to when I don’t know nothing about this wonderful music; thanks H!P ^_^


commentComment by Liz on Thursday, 28th January 2010 03:32
I thought she was taking a dump at the beginning of the video. Which basically sums up my opinion of akb


commentComment by paul.thomas on Thursday, 28th January 2010 13:20
i particularly enjoyed this image posted on whg it made me do a little lol
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/4254/1263613313059.jpg


commentComment by BladeMaster on Friday, 29th January 2010 06:00
WTF...rofl...


commentComment by jaded on Friday, 29th January 2010 07:30
I've tried to familiarize myself with AKB but there's just too many of them to remember.

btw, is there going to be a poll for this year?


commentComment by Elin on Friday, 29th January 2010 11:57
jaded, if you consider all of H!P during all of its 13 years history... There are more H!P than AKB if you look at it like that.

The only reason for me not getting into AKB isn't that I don't want to try, but from what I've listened to they seem to be more of the generic j-pop and not like H!P where you can expect a new genre mixed into the pop from almost every release <3


commentComment by tasukidaisuki on Friday, 29th January 2010 13:01
I'll have a peanutbutter sandwich.


commentComment by Nao on Sunday, 31st January 2010 23:04
H!P vs. AKB? its really simple, Junjun is in H!P so H!P wins no matter what AKB does.


commentComment by Bruna~ on Saturday, 6th February 2010 18:52
I just hate AKB48.


commentComment by tamatama on Sunday, 7th February 2010 02:45
^You obviously missed the point of this post xD

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